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For those who train and treat hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 04 Fruity Cereal --\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"flavor-card\"\u003e\n\u003csvg class=\"flavor-icon\" fill=\"none\" viewbox=\"0 0 72 72\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"\u003e\n\u003crect fill=\"#0f0a1a\" height=\"72\" rx=\"36\" width=\"72\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n\u003cpath d=\"M15 34 Q16 54 36 54 Q56 54 57 34 Z\" fill=\"#1e1a30\" stroke=\"#c8a84b\" stroke-width=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\u003cellipse cx=\"27\" cy=\"33\" fill=\"none\" rx=\"4.5\" ry=\"2.5\" stroke=\"#e85555\" stroke-width=\"2.5\"\u003e\u003c\/ellipse\u003e\n\u003cellipse cx=\"36\" cy=\"31\" fill=\"none\" rx=\"4.5\" ry=\"2.5\" stroke=\"#f0c020\" stroke-width=\"2.5\"\u003e\u003c\/ellipse\u003e\n\u003cellipse cx=\"45\" cy=\"33\" fill=\"none\" rx=\"4.5\" ry=\"2.5\" stroke=\"#55aaee\" stroke-width=\"2.5\"\u003e\u003c\/ellipse\u003e\n\u003cellipse cx=\"31\" cy=\"39\" fill=\"none\" rx=\"4.5\" ry=\"2.5\" stroke=\"#55cc77\" stroke-width=\"2.5\"\u003e\u003c\/ellipse\u003e\n\u003cellipse cx=\"41\" cy=\"39\" fill=\"none\" rx=\"4.5\" ry=\"2.5\" stroke=\"#dd55bb\" stroke-width=\"2.5\"\u003e\u003c\/ellipse\u003e\n\u003cellipse cx=\"36\" cy=\"34\" fill=\"none\" rx=\"21\" ry=\"5\" stroke=\"#c8a84b\" stroke-width=\"1.2\"\u003e\u003c\/ellipse\u003e\n\u003cpath d=\"M54 22 L46 38\" stroke=\"#c8a84b\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-width=\"1.5\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n\u003cellipse cx=\"53\" cy=\"21\" fill=\"#c8a84b\" opacity=\"0.7\" rx=\"3\" ry=\"4\" transform=\"rotate(-30 53 21)\"\u003e\u003c\/ellipse\u003e\n\u003c\/svg\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card-text\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"flavor-num\"\u003e04\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"flavor-name\"\u003eFruity Cereal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"flavor-desc\"\u003eBold, bright, nostalgic. 26g protein, zero sugar. 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