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Santa Not Satan Hoodie
Santa Not Satan Hoodie
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Santa Not Satan - A poem by The Mad Chemist
Red and white, a festive cheer,
A playful phrase for all to hear.
A simple mix, a letter’s place,
Turns jolly Santa to a different face.
But fear not, friends, the joke is clear,
It’s Santa Claus we hold so dear.
So wear the hoodie, spread the fun,
The holidays have just begun!
- 8 oz./yd² (US), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, reducing pilling and enhancing durability
- Classic fit
- Double-lined hood drawcord
- Pouch pocket
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Sustainable Manufacturing: - This product meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100.
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Socially Conscious Manufacturing: This product was made in a facility that utilizes the Higg Index and has implemented Level 2 practices or above, was made by a mill who partnered with Fair Labor Association and was made in a facility that is WRAP certified.

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